my Dimension of Nothing

Update

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:32:43 GMT

NEWS

Not Much New. Just Superficial stuff like "I FOUND the WARRIORS for X-BOX, w00t"

Waterfight rocked. Zombie Walk I missed as a birthday present to Stephocalypse.

Metalocalypse is coming!

a vid i made of:
CARDBOARD WAR 2009!

BAD Movies coming out soon I wanna see!

Suck

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:41:15 GMT

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 21:16:14 GMT

BLoody HeLL	2 of my friends just left town mysteriously.	and one of them told me not to trust a friend in town.
[roll eyes]	god dammit that means i have to go meet people, make friends.	[/roll eyes]

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:37:24 GMT

Yesterday was my moms wedding. It was beautiful. I hope I look half as good as she does when Im her age!!
After the Reception nutty and I went to a rave. waited 3 whole hours to get in. once we did we spent 3 hours dancing solid then went. it was out in chilliwack and we totally picked up hitchhikers, they turned out to be nice generous ones. lucked out.

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:55:19 GMT

WATERFIIIIGHT '07 was a HIT

2 hours or so of really wet people brutally charging eachother with various weapons.

water baloons were banned but sometimes .... there were a couple sneaky attacks.

oh oh oh and some guy backed his truck up on an overpass and flushed a truckload of water on the crowd by opening his tailgate. the mans a legend now.

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:13:05 GMT

I am making a series of comics called "things you do not expect to find when you pull out anal beads" ..most of them are way too FUBAR, ask me if you are interested, ill show you.

msn is fucking pathetic, should delete some contacts, the ones who alienate me: you know who you are. (such snobs to me now that i am happy.) they had their chance. they made no efforts, so why should i. that is all.

pirates vs ninjas

Wed, 30 May 2007 11:22:42 GMT

should come in handy today at capture the flag. gonna be playing against dirty mongrel pirates.

Sun, 13 May 2007 05:40:10 GMT

just measured myself for a model contest
shoulders 40 inches
bust 37 inchess
waist 32 inches
hips 42 inches
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just drew up a waist cincher for the bridesmaids dresses for my moms upcoming wedding.

how am i not a fashion designer again?

bridesmaids dress accessory rough draft.

Sat, 05 May 2007 17:36:16 GMT

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:15:25 GMT

new jacket (tweed camo) check

smoothie ingredients check

purple shades for costume party x3 check

costume no dice, tomarrow it'll happen

silver and purple glitter check

purple glitter hairspray check

drugs no, thought i was forgetting something.

tomarrow's gonna rock so much.

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:35:33 GMT

diets going well.

cant beleive how fast its working.

in unrelated news, getting that divorce ball rolling.
details are boring so moving right along.

getting my costume together for this weekend.
theme is PURPLe PLUT0 PARTy. so silver and purple it is.

also terrys the headliner dj at the party so ill be dancing.
usually the party gets naked during his sets.

ode to AXXO

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:20:25 GMT

Our Ripper, who art on mininova,

aXXo be thy name.

Thy torrents come.

Seeding will be done,

Here as it was on suprnova.

Give us this day our latest rips.

And forgive us our leeching,

As we forgive those that leech from us.

And lead us not on to private trackers;

But deliver us from the MPAA:

For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the glory,

For ever and ever.

Amen?

Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:51:38 GMT

now i can say that ive been to victoria, b.c. so there. thbbbpt

laughing all day ha ha ha ha ha

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:11:53 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoNFOCu_tLQ

I'm so happy
I'm so glad
Life is wonderful to me
that's why I'm so happy

I'm so happy
I'm so gay
I must be the luckiest man alive
Why won't you be happy too?

I like to have fun
playing in the sun
laughing, laughing, laughing all day
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

why won't you be happy too?

why won't you be happy too?

why won't you be happy too?

why won't you be happy too?

why won't you be mother fucking happy?

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 17:33:37 GMT

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:19:51 GMT

oh man my new red wardrobe will never lose its novilty. my green and blue shades will forever be a red masquerade mask with blue bug eyes. new maroon boots, new maroon crocadile skin jacket. a friggin SNOOPY backpack. damn that is cool.

soon tho when i move into my new place ill have a patio which will have a fancy red object on it. a picnic table that folds into a suitcase.[link1] [2] [3] yes its friggin awesome sauce. which of course means that this summer i will simply HAVE to carry it around wearing my "I'm my own GAY Picnic" Shirt, randomly setting up queer picnics on my outings. =]

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:09:10 GMT

breifly saw bliss last night. it made my night cuz i finally saw her (nealy) finished tat. it gets cooler and cooler every time i see it!!! its a lure fish (like from sponge bob movie only sinister! scrumptious! now its got squiddies and a tribal lookin sea horse. man its hawt .. like in a non paris hilton kind of hot way. shes fab. yep and met Dave finally. invited them to my new place when i settle in, to play chez geek with us. if ya dont know what chez geek is then your missing out. its a card game based on the premis of being the most assholish roomate you can be. you win by gaining the most slack points. slack points can be earned by inviting terrible people to stay over and doing things like mushrooms and "nookie" ,.. uber fun.

last night was rad even tho the visit with bliss was short because I was at a theme party. the theme being all RED... st. patty's day. get it? red? yeah i know friggin cool huh? yep my bf was the headline dj at that party so needless to say i danced my freaking TAIL OFF!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!! w00p. but im feeling it today so definately taking it easy... ya know? =]

Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:57:20 GMT

the book was made like 140+ years ago, then it was called the Cynics Handbook. many entries tho aren't so current, most still apply today. it took me several times to understand some of the definitions but when i did get it, i couldnt stop laughing. It is really one of the cockiest books I have ever read. Whats not to love about this book, it is indeed wit disguised as wisdom.
Some of my favorite terms in the book Devil's Dictionary have got to be:

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:19:13 GMT

they really like me at work. must be doing something right.

good thing too because i actually dont hate this job. its a bit of alright! coworkers are nice to me, the customers are interesting and work doesnt drag along. having a hard time finding something not to like about the job. that is a good sign. =]

so like im moving end of march to near a bus station to make commuting easy.

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:58:13 GMT

I am writing an essay. or should I say I am preparing a presentation. the topic has been chosen for me. it is obscene to say the least so I am a little nervous. but ready.

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:41:48 GMT

happy cheap chocolate daaaay!!!!!!

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:06:58 GMT

Sammy the Alien (played by Sean Cullen): (From the brilliantly funny Canadian Movie Phil the Alien)

I'll have two of them prime ribs and in between them some peanut butter. A leather model of the Taj Mahal filled with some kind of jelly... I don't care, grape, blueberry, it doesn't matter. Some cats, a dwarf riding a pumpkin. Also, could I get a snake in the form of a man's belt with the belt hook right around its head. Spitting poison, constantly spitting poison. If you could poke it with a stick a couple of times before you bring it to the table. Also, could I have a flaming ice cream model of the planet Uranus. It's my favourite planet. I love ice cream and flames are quite exciting. And then id like some uh, could you just cover your fist with grape jelly and then punch me in the throat.

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:18:09 GMT

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at work today there was a big ordeal the police came in and everything. some shady guy went around the store looking suspicious/guilty/nervous and then as he was at the front of the store he grabbed like $400 worth of pink lingerie and said "thanks" and ran away. i was like HEY!! what the fuck! and then locked the door behind him cuz i didnt feel like getting in a fist fight with him in the middle of the street. *grumble* my co-worker said that it happens usually on mondays. i was like "the fuck!" and then we talked to police.. oh man.
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after my shift i made a purchase at work for the costume party this weekend. the theme is heaven and hell. got my boyfriend a smokers jacket and boxers and got myself a PVC lacey number. then maybe i can figure out getting some devil horns this week and/or wings. i dont know but i have time to figure it out.
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Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:45:19 GMT

got a new job! went from workin in one kind of toystore to another!!!

Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:12:20 GMT